Job Security

As a mom you don't have to worry about job security! There is always something to be done.
Laundry, dishes, bottoms to wipe, spills to clean, meals and snacks to prepare and clean-up, dusting, playing... you get the picture.
BUT, for some reason I felt the need to guarantee my "job security." No joke! What was I thinking giving my 10 month old pork fried rice, a spoon and bowl. SERIOUSLY! What was I thinking. She liked it, but more ended up on her chair, bib and floor than what made it into the mouth.